Do You Miss the Narcissist?

If you find yourselves missing the narcissist after a discard. Not to worry.

Perhaps somewhere we can buy a little wind up box that says things like:

"You are stupid."
"Why did you buy that it makes you look fat."
" No one listens to you"
"You don't need to do that, no one will like it"
"You always......anything"
"You never......anything."
"Your too sensitive"
"Your a big baby"
"You seem angry" When you were not angry but they were.
"No one likes you"

Then there is the disapproving grunt, only grunting sounds made whenever we speak truth or are enjoying something.

This way we never have to miss the narcissist, their phrases can be with us always even when they are not there.